Poland | she/her | 24 | ace wizard | you can call me Mara. My icon is my Warhammer character, elven death mage Yu'viel. I've had her for literal irl years and if she dies two more times she's gone for good and so am I.
Fantasy story where the all-powerful demon queen is instantly in love with the hero who defeats her (the hero is a 6'5 orc woman with huge muscles who looks amazing in armor)
Other adventurers show up and assume the orc woman is the demon queen but she’s like “oh let me get my girlfriend” and in walks a shorter girl with horns and a cape decorated with skulls who starts throwing fireballs
Rumours say that the boss fight against the demon queen is actually harder now because she wants to look cool in front of her wife
Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell
imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move
