stuff and things

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

girls there will never be too much parmesan… or garlic

if a recipe tells you to put a specific amount of parmesan or garlic fuck that recipe… create your own path, choose your own future, be the person you want to be not the person the society wants you to be

fuks:

tilthat:

TIL that Deleting a certain gene in mice can make them smarter by unlocking a mysterious region of the brain considered to be relatively inflexible. Scientists at Emory University have named this gene associated with memory and learning the “Homer Simpson gene”

via reddit.com

heywriters:

icecoldorangejuice:

Having a sibling or three really like….gave you interpersonal skills and moral exercises from an early age that people who were only children had to learn later on, because nothing makes your brain work overtime than having a ride or die relationship with someone who you would suplex through the dining room table in a second if they touched your shit, but you’d also stand up and take the blame for some shit if you knew it wasn’t their fault or stepping in and swinging if they were being bullied by someone else

one minute i go from “i could disown you and never look back” to “you are literally the funniest person i know, we can survive anything together.”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

scotsdragon:

roaringstream:

parks-and-rex:

peterparkesfluff:

parks-and-rex:

cottonginandjuice:

xelamanrique318:

andthewasp:

andthewasp:

andthewasp:

if thanos wanted to kill off half of the population because there weren’t enough resources……..but then snapped half of the vegetation and animals (according to the russos)……..then isn’t he back at square one……………and there aren’t enough resources for the population……………

what about……..all of the empty and abandoned planets……..he couldn’t have restributed populations there? or like………..what about endangered species they’re pretty much gone now thanks to T Hanos…………..he really didn’t think this through………….

this is deadass what part 4 is gonna be. like he’s gonna realize “huh…. maybe this wasn’t a good idea” and reverse time.

Or he literally could have just doubled the resources

Maybe I’m wrong but all he would need is the Space Stone to teleport and  redistribute resources + life. But I guess killing half of all life made more sense.

Or he could’ve just created more planets and teleported the halfs but a bitch is too dumb

He can throw a moon for a fight but teleporting some resources is too much work?

Originally posted by mcufam

He can change reality but he uses it to fake his death and do a power point presentation?

Originally posted by jamesrhodey

He has the time stone, in which he could literally go back in time and save his home planet ….not by killing half of them …but by using these new powers?

T Hanos a stupid mf and needs his ass beat asap

Thanos’ plan made way more sense when it was to try and bone a skeleton.

It’s not often you can say that changing a story so it’s not about a man trying to have sex with a Space Skeleton makes it LESS coherent and sensible but here we are

mobus:

as much as i experienced the entire spectrum of human emotion during the new episode, the funniest part of the premiere was before it started when some trivia questions about season 1 were onscreen. one of them asked “how much does mob get paid by reigen for his job” and immediately i distinctly heard someone behind me mutter not enough